Hyper-scan review

script for when i review the hyper-scan by Mattel for January 2022

intro
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. after a long wait for the next review games we welcome back to youtube today... rvgr! *slow clapping* now, roku, please tell us, how are you feeling? *****ing dies* are you ready for 2022? *screams* great, because here's how it starts *chucks hyper-scan at roku* are you kidding- why did you throw this at me? am i seriously going to do this? *sighs and walks away* happy new year everyone *blows ink* welcome back to youtube... why am i still doing this. i already did a year of 2020 review and that sucked. the neighbors thought i sat on spikes- but lets take a look at OH GOD! today, were going to look at the hyper-scan made by Mattel.

overview
Mattel is pretty popular and you probably know them from making barbie, G.I. Joe and he-man. but this wasn't the first time Mattel made consoles, they actually made consoles back in 1979 with the release of the Intellivision but the controller looked like a phone. but the hyper-scan was made in 2006, the year that i was born. so, its rightfully mine to talk about this console. but, i introduced S C A N N I N G C A R D S. but lets talk about the design.

design-wise
when i first looked at it had a folding technology and thats the only thing thats cool but its as cool as the galaxy flip... 4/10 not good. but when i opened it it squeaks and i hate it so much that i had to spray some WD-40 on it so it wouldnt squeak. but i couldnt because i would ruin the console. well the console itself... it looks like a nuke device. when you open it, you would get the disk drive and the scanner itself. it still looks like a nuke device. but lets look in the back shall we? so the back looks odd, and why is that? because the av cable in glued in. who made this? Soulja Boy? and theres a unknown USB. which to this day, no one knows why theres a USB port on the back. maybe its because of the controller so you can plug it in? wrong, because the controllers have a computer mouse port.

controller
the controller itself? well, its... quite odd. the controller has the standard ABXY buttons and no d-pad but a analog stick and L/R buttons and start and select buttons. pretty cool huh? no because the ABXY buttons feel like stale jellybeans and the the rest is just as terrible as the console itself. but theres a slot on the controller... because of the cards.

the cards and scanner
the cards are actually gonna be used for the games so keep your **** cards fellas because they are for the games. but the scanner itself is a nuke symbol. but the cards are supposed to scan with the scanner so keep em kids. but the scanner sometimes wont scan which is pretty common for most hyper-scan players.

other things
you know how i said this controller had the classic ABXY buttons? well, actually it had RYGB buttons. but why? to avoid copyright? couldnt you use the normal ABXY buttons? what? is the alphabet gonna copyright your controller? and the console was made in 2006. but all big consoles like the xbox 360 and ps3 had hdmi cables except hyperscan and the wii, but.. mattel used AV i guess. so lets look at the games.

x-men
this game is just called x-men, so lets begin the game. its loading.