My channel: why? - Roku's Reviews

how to keep your virginity
* turns on tv and changes channel to channel 8* *static then boom* hey guys, it's me Roku! do you hate everyone? do you want to just be alone? then I will show you step by steps on how to keep your virginity!

step 1: check to see if you are or not
first of all, check to see if you are one. if not, then you're lying. but if you are, then you're already done with the first step.

step 2: show it off
if you made it from the first step, then you're ready for the next one. first off, you need to show you are one by doing it the best or worst way possible. if you're a video game fan then you're on your way. but if not, what are you doing? maybe film yourself using old devices and showing off your old stuff you own as a flex. that virginity ain't going nowhere. Use wattpad, only wattpad. twitter, tiktok, crappy commentary that uses CS:GO gameplay like these people, reddit, minecraft, etc. if you use or do any of these, then you're on your way.

step 3: be a bad youtuber
thirdly, do crappy youtube videos for the whole world to see like this guy, this guy, or this woman. like I'm doing right now, being bad. have a bad history, be racist, make fun of genders, KAM or KAW. all of that makes you a bad youtuber. do the same thing over and over *repeats 3 times*. if you also do these, great! onto the next one.

final step: i don't even know what to say for this
if you want to be a virgin for life, just stand in front of what your reasoning for being a virgin! "but what if you don't have any?" just find some! if you've reached the end, congrats! you're a virgin like me! now, if you want to lo- *turns off* this tape stinks!

room review
man, this room is great! this is my room. could you tell?