Mixers: hulk kills susno


 * intro*

hulk: i've suffered from having hands that could cook chicken.

* flashback*

tesla: cook chicken NOW!

hulk: fine. *cooks chicken*

flair: haha loser, you can cook chicken!

* end of flashback*

hulk: I'm going to show the whole world what I can do.

the next day...

hulk: hey susno!

susno: what do you want pure mutant.

hulk: i made ya look *kills susno*

shulk: what is going on here

hulk: g̷̡̛̺̈́̐͜͝ͅơ̶̧̡̬̺͔̫̠̮̱̬̥̖͉̠̽͒̌̈́̈́͋ ̵̥̟́̓̇͆̔͗̆̕ả̸̛̯̞̱̼̹̖̜͔̤̈̆͗̍̒͊̄̔́̈̿͘ͅͅw̶̧̟̤̫͔̾͊̾̽̆̑͌̊̊̌̀͒̕̚͝ą̸̨̨̭̪͉̫͉͍̪̫̟̗̔̎̃̀͋͜͜y̵̧̫̤͈͖͔̤͖͑̈́̓̒͒̈́̾̇̈́͂͌̊́͛͝ͅ ̸̨̖̥͓̦̗̟̠͎̲͙̻̣͑̈͗̉́̓̈́̊̎̿̈̒̚o̵̞̹̪̾͆͝r̷̖͉̭̍͂̇̏̈͌̚͜͜ ̶̆ͅe̸̪̍͂̒͊͘͠l̷̢͓̭̰̲̤̮͚̭̮͋s̷̢̬̪͚̲͓̰̙̫̦̰͓̊̾̓͌͊̎̅̂̒͝ȩ̴̯͇̘̫̣͎́̅̔̉̀̐̕͜͝ ̵̡̡͈̥̻̣̐̉̐ḟ̵̭͓̑̾̀̿̑͛̀̑̌̓̃͘̕͜͠e̸̢̧̡̡̢͔̤̖̞̺̼͈͓̙͍͌̾͛͒̒̔̓͠e̸͓͔̝͈͙͗̊̃̾̾̈́̅̇̈́̈́͘͝l̶̢̮̣͕̣̒͆̂̇̈́̀̀̏͌̇̉̋̓ ̵̰̙͇̩̦́̇̃̎̍m̶̡̡̢̡̤̙̣̞̩̹̪͎̟͕̖̔̎͛̈́͒̌̄̋̀̂̐̔͝y̷̭̥̜̲̯̺͒́̔̌̓̔̑̀̂̈̑͌͘͝͠ ̶̡̰͎̝̝͔̦̙̜̺̺͆̈́̑͋͑͠͝ͅw̸̡̧̡̦͈͇̠͕̜̑͂̓̿̄͠ͅr̴̡̯̙̙̤͚̠̄̄̍͛̈́͆̄a̷̜͔͆̑̈̀̈́͊͒̀̉̆̅̔͝t̴̨̡̛̼͍̞̪̟͕̖̦͓̲̅͑͐̎̿̈́̇̊̕͠h̷̗͌̍̓

shulk: no.

hulk: y̶̡͉̙̗̙̪͒ò̷̡̡͈̟̩͇͓̺̹̟̫̭̳̝̎͜ư̴̧̛̖̻̠̜̤̖̮̪̊̃̉̆̿̅̿̒̀̄̚ ̵̨̨̺̭͎̖̜̺̝̤̪͙̉̏̃͆͊̋̅̊̓̍͝ͅͅą̸̺͓̖̖̺̯͔̆͘͜ͅr̸͓̟̠̳̰̲͓̳̠̖̣̘̭̂̅͗͊͒̄ͅe̴̠͔͓̳̜̝̒̂̇̓̍̒͘͘̚͝͝͝ ̶̛̤̯͚̪̟̬̱̗͓̗̬̝̥̱̩̉̿̈́̆͆͘ń̵̛̟̤̰̹͚̯̗̏̑̈̾̾̍͘͠ờ̵̱͓̗̝͎͍͓͙͔̒̐̂̿͗̀̀̎̈́̔͝ ̵̡̤͔̳̗͕̭̬͐̂l̵̼̙̦̟̎̍̎̀͊̔̆͌͝o̶̖͗̒̍͊̐̋͋͂̿͒̓̀̈́͠ń̸̛͚̇͝ģ̵̢̧̹̳̪̹͓͚̠͉͉̮̯̥͆̆̃̒̌̚͘͝e̷̛̞͐́̋̅͗̽͗r̷͎͙̗̭̫̳̊͌͝ ̵̢̨̹̫̮̩͋͊̽̔̇́͑̕͠͝w̸̨̦̜̹͚̪͗̅̈́̀̊̇̈́̀͝͝e̸̡̻̻̜̠̘̗̩̲̦̫͌̉͗̍̏̔͐̉̑̐̈́̈́ͅl̷͓̱͚̺̟͕̹̽̔̌̏̌́̀̚͠͝͠ç̴͎̘̫͊͌̓͗̍̅̂̍́́͂͊̽͜͜͝ơ̴̪͆̽̋̀͒̽͗͂͗̌͗m̶̡̢̤͉͓͓̈̿̿͛́͐͝ę̶̩͎̼̯͕̟̩̂͆̿̈̈́̿̕ͅ ̸̙̑h̶͇͂͊̉̑̚͘͝ȩ̶̭̙̹̯̦̠̺̫̠̼̘̔̔͗́͝͠ŗ̷̭̞̆́̈̈́͌͝e̴̛͍̣̘̪̗͚̩͇͐̑̇̀̈́̔̔̀͛̌̊̏͐͜,̴̛̅͌̓͊̾͂͋͋͛̍̓͌̕͜͝ ̸̞̖̥̪̖̇͑̐̔̊̍̍̇̿͘p̴͉͚̲̤̣͉͎̺̣̙̯̳̱̖̿̓̅̎̆͐́̑̋̾̓͊̕͝ͅu̷̧͇̯̜͕̱̥̞̱͔̖̞͊͑̽̀͑̿̈́̎̈́̍͋̉́̕̚ṛ̴̢̢̨̡͇̘̍̇͋̽̄͗̂̽̇̔̚̚͝͠ȩ̷̞̺͓̯͎̝̍̀ ̶̱̬͚̭͓̎̏̉͆͛͘ṃ̴̡̤͇̺̺͈̳͓̗͓̔̋̄̐̂͑ư̵̈́̾̉̉͐̿̾̈̓̈̚͝͝ͅẗ̶̛̗̻̪̜̥́̅͑̌̀͛̀̑́͊͠a̵̢̨̞̟͖̬̼̠̻͉͔̞̬̬̋̋͗̈́̾́̚ͅņ̶̡̧̝̠̼͇̜̰̣̮͙̥̗͚̽̈́̒̿̐̚t̷͓̃̄̿̀̐͘ *kills shulk*

flair: what the mop? hey! leave them alo- *dies*

* hulk mops himself*

MOP!

hulk: screw this. *dies*