1990s

script for when i review the 90's

intro
* logo and 90s music plays* what's up you radical fellas, it's me, roku and oh boy, it's 1990 on january 1st, it's the new years! and to celebrate, *snap* we're going to look at the 90's. yes, it's that time of year again where i look at another decade. so yeah, let's begin... the 90's! everyone knows it, whether you've heard of it or have used their products. it's officially been 31 years since the 1990s and to celebrate, let's talk about the 90's.

1990
let's begin, it's 1989 on december 31st at 11:59 pm and it's about that time when the ball drops. yes, the ball drops and it's officially a new decade with the 80's ending and the 90's decade begins. Nothing really happened in 1990 except the fact some music got released like groove is in the heart, MC Hammer's U can't touch this, and AC/DC's thunderstruck. but, let's talk about the events. Nelson Mandela is released from prison in South Africa and becomes leader of the ANC. Tim Berners-Lee publishes a formal proposal for the world wide web. in which i gotta say, the internet is a wild place now, but before, barely anyone at all had the internet. ew, bad person resigns her position as prime minister in the UK. east and west Germany are reunited after the collapse of the Soviet Union. and last but not least, one of the most completed T. Rex fossils is found in South Dakota and it is named "Sue" after the paleontologist that discovered it. wow. not many events happened in 1990, but hopefully 1991 is better, but first, we got breaking news. one disaster happened in 1990 with the a magnitude 7.8 earthquake that hit the Philippines on july 16, 1990 in which killed around 1000 people, and that ends our breaking news. that was a fun trip but not really but it's now december 31st and it is currently 11:59 pm here and it's about to hit 12:00 am and... it is now 1991.

1991
stuff got real in 1991. with the internet getting released for unrestricted commercial use. bummer. but, there has been some news that there has been a gulf war issued and it's called "operation: desert storm", interesting... but, good things must come to an end with Freddie Mercury dying from AIDS. Boris Yeltsin becomes the first president in russia. Lots of music got released in 1991 like nirvana's smells like teen spirit. Nothing happened at all in 1991 but except the fact that the internet was released for unrestricted commercial use. neat.

1992
1992 creeps up and, stuff is stuff. lots of music got released that year like baby got back, out of space, and rump shaker. the European union is created when the Maastricht Treaty is signed. Bill Clinton is elected president. and if you don't know who he is, he's Hillary's father and the guy who plays the sax. Awesome. the mall of america is opened in Minnesota. Euro Disney is opened in france. OOH! we got more disasters here with hurricane andrew striking South Florida on august and on the 4th of October, El Al Flight 1862 suffered physical engine separation of both the right-wing engines and crashed into an apartment building, killing 43 people were killed.

1993
we get to 1993 and... wow. music got released like Mr. Jones, boom! shake the room, what is love, and I get around. Intel releases the Pentium Microprocessor... YEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! Russia's back *****es! with the START II treaty with the US. NAFTA got signed into law. we got more disasters news with the crippling super storm of march along the Eastern Seaboard. on July 26, the Asaina Airlines Flight 140 an Airbus A300 crashed into Mt. Ungeo in Haenam, South Korea, killing 68. console alert, the snes is released.

1994
we're halfway there with 6 more years until the big millenium. 1994, a... interesting year. with more music and... weezer. with the most used christmas song, all i want for christmas is you. Jesus. Nelson Mandela becomes president of South africa. 1994 Major league baseball gets cancelled. 1994 FIFA world cup is held in the US and Brazil wins the title, DANGIT! genocide and the civil war takes place in Rwanda with a estimated 500,000 people killed. breaking news we got... 4 DISASTERS?!?!?!?!? jesus 1994 what's wrong with you. the devastating Northridge earthquake occured in Los Angeles. another airbus crashed again and killed... :0 264 PEOPLE and left 7 survivors in April. on September, a us air flight crashed near pittsburgh killing 132 and a bus sinks killing 852... JESUS ****.

1995
more music... but this time, it's actually interesting. a bunch of music got released like montell jordan's this is how we do it, rednex's cotton eye joe, shaggy's boombastic featuring biggie cheese, fantasy, no more "I love you's", and... YEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!! DA FUNK!!!!!!!!! auction site ebay is founded. the java programming language is released. and the WTO is founded. the great hanshin earthquake hit Kobe, japan in January. in july, a Midwestern US heat wave hits. Jesus. welp, nothing happened in 1995 except the fact that two consoles released this year and it was the playstation and sega saturn.

1996
1996 creeps up with new consoles like the n64... my god. new music... UGH! firestarter, return of the mack, crash into me, etc. the blizzard of 1996 hits. hurricane fran hits north carolina. ask jeeves is created. bill clinton is elected for another term after he beats bob dole. nothing else really happened in 1996.

1997
we're almost there, with 1997. WHO'S HUNGRY FOR MORE! bitter sweet symphony, barbie girl, song 2, smack my ***** up, everybody. new music and... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!! homework is daft punk's debut album and it's pretty good. probably might review it next year if i ever get the chance. a flood hits red river valley this year. jesus. the first harry- NO! they unveil dolly, the first cloned sheep. interesting. well, as usual as well as 1996, nothing happened that year.

1998
2. more. years. until. 2000. the rockefeller skank, intergalactic, music sounds better with you, baby one more time. no disasters. google is founded. apple computers reveals the imac computer. the good friday agreement is signed. nothing happened that year, but, oh man last year of the 20th century.

1999
finally the last year of the 20th century, we got new music. i want it that way, steal my sunshine, my name is, still D.R.E., i'm blue, heartbreaker, all star, wild wild west, say my name. eleven countries use euro as their currency. napster is created. bill clinton is facing impeachment. no new consoles released DANGIT!!!!!!!!!! then.. there we go

conclusion
well, that's pretty much the events, music, and games of the 1990s. nothing really was good about it except the fact that the snes, ps1, and n64 released that decade. but it is now january 1st, 2000, 12:00 AM. so, now im gonna try to do the 2000s decade now.